Badu Park War
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| Badu Park War | |||||||
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 Badu Park | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
 Badu Park Municipal Government |
 United States | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
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President General Colonel Japitty Cumquat |
 Scott MorrisonGeneral Angus Campbell Mr Peter Gainsford Mick Fuller | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
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1 |
17,348 | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
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0 Badu Parkians killed 1 Badu Parkian captured |
0 Australians killed 0 Australians captured | ||||||
| 0 civilians killed | |||||||
The Badu Park War was a series of skirmishes between the Badu Park Municipal Government and Australia.
History
The Badu Park Municipal Peoples Defence Force began a series of campaigns in the local area such as: assaulting nearby pedestrians and attacking passing council cars with his fists.
Battle of the Annandale local IGA
These smaller skirmishes eventually culminated in Battle of the Annandale local IGA, in which the President General Colonel walked into the IGA and sat down on the floor proclaiming that he 'owned it'. After this devastating attack 2 NSW Police officers assaulted his position by peacefully attempting to remove him from the floor and place him outside, The President General Colonel held his position for a further two minutes before the Police officers tased him and placed him under arrest. He was subsequently banned from the Annandale local IGA.
The End
The Badu Parkian defeat at the Battle of the Annandale local IGA is widely regarded as why the Badu Park Municipal Government lost the war. After the crippling defeat in the war, President General Colonel Japitty Cumquat renounced his declaration of war.
Types of Warfare Used
Psychological
President General Colonel Japitty Cumquat began a program he dubbed "psychological warfare", where he would go out in public and play the national anthem. Cumquat went to the Local Supabarn and played the national anthem from his 2012 iPod Touch. Within 11 seconds of the performance, he had been asked to turn it off 3 times, he had defecated on the banana display and assaulted an elderly man before his iPod shut down because he hadn't updated it since 2014. He was subsequently arrested.
Physical
Japitty Cumquat used a myriad of different weapons during the war such as a blunt butter knife and his fists. Some of the more technologically advanced weapons include: Bags of Urine and the Type 14 Tank. The Type 14 Tank was a shopping cart stolen from the Superbarn next door, with 4 sticks taped to the front. The Type 14 had no form of motor or propulsion device so the operator would have to push the tank by hand. The only Type 14 in service was confiscated by the NSW Police, subsequently dismantled and returned to the Superbarn in which it came from
Australian Involvement
The Australian government made no formal attempt to address the declaration of war and neither the Royal Australian Defence Force or ASIO were mobilized. There were only two engagements between President General Colonel Japitty Cumquat and the NSW Police: The first time when he was removed from the IGA and subsequently arrested and the second time, when he was arrested for playing the National Anthem in Superbarn as part of his "psychological warfare" campaign.