Brady I of Bradonia

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Brady Wiltevich-Iona Lavender
King of Bradonia
Reign10 October 2020 - Present
PredecessorThrone established
Heir presumptiveCrown Princess Ireland
Emperor of the Bradonian Empire
Reign7 December 2022; 9 months ago (2022-12-07)
PredecessorThrone established
Heir presumptiveCrown Princess Ireland
Veilchenomo of the Violetist Church of Bradonia
Reign7 December 2022; 9 months ago (2022-12-07)
PredecessorThrone established
Heir presumptiveCrown Princess Ireland
Born5 December 2005 (2005-12-05) (age 17)
Austin, Texas, United States w:United States
HouseLavender
FatherHRH Prince Father Joseph Lavender
MotherHRH Princess Mother Josephine Lavender
ReligionPresbyterian

Brady Wiltevich-Iona Lavender (born December 5, 2005) is a Bradonian-Texan micronationalist, monarchist, reactionary, and writer who is primarily known for being the founding father and the current reigning Monarch of the Kingdom of Bradonia. Brady would originally join the micronational community on October 23, 2020 shortly after the Liberal Autocracy of Bradonia would be reorganized into a constitutional monarchy. Brady would shortly after establish the Violet Throne on October 10, 2020, which would begin the reign of the House of Lavender over the newly established Kingdom of Bradonia.

Brady was originally born in Austin, Texas, as the second child and only son of Joseph and Josephine Lavender. On August 9th, 2020, Brady originally established Bradonia as the Liberal Autocracy of Bradonia, an autocratic but liberal dictatorship with himself as its dictator. However, due to internal government instability alongside the resignation of Ireland Lavender as Chancellor, Brady ultimately decided to reform Bradonia into a constitutional monarchy and establish the Kingdom of Bradonia, and was thereafter, declared the King of Bradonia on October 10, 2020.

Non-micronational life

Brady Wiltevich-Iona Lavender was born on December 5, 2005, in Austin, Texas. He was born as the second-born child and only son to Prince Father Joseph Lavender and Princess Mother Josephine Lavender. Growing up, Brady would attend both Pre-K and Kindergarten at undisclosed elementary schools, however, in the 1st Grade, Brady would be placed in another undisclosed school, where he would remain until 11th Grade, after which, he would go to another undisclosed high school for the remainder of his academic career. When he was a young child, Brady would enjoy traveling across the country with his grandfather, Daniel Lavender, who would take the young Brady to many places across the United States of America, such as Sioux Falls and Oklahoma City, however, Brady's favorite places to travel would be California and formerly Colorado.

In 7th Grade, Brady would begin to get into history and geopolitics by watching various historical videos on YouTube including John D Ruddy and OverSimplifed, and would eventually get into alternate history, interests which he still maintains to this day. 2020, and 2021, despite being the years in which his micronation, Bradonia was established, would be considered by himself as the worst years of his life due to the many personal and external complications which would occur during that time frame. As a result, his mentality would be affected, and his perspective of the world would change drastically, overtly becoming more resentful.

2022, would see the Lavender's move to Colorado, after many members of the House of Lavender would voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of affairs in Texas and would see better opportunities in Colorado. Although hesitant to this change, Brady, for the time being, would eventually agree to this, having nothing to lose and seeing that it was what the family wanted. However, looking back, Brady regrets this, rather preferring the beauty of Texas, over the perceived dullness of Colorado.

Brady's lifestyle outside of micronationalism, like his approach to foreign affairs, is considered isolationist in its nature, usually preferring to spend his time alone than spend time with other people. Brady, when he is not actively governing the Bradonian Realm is a writer, and owns the Lavender Publishing Agency, which is a Bradonian-owned publishing agency that writes various stories, writings, and literature.

Micronational career

On August 9th, 2020, Brady would establish the Liberal Autocracy of Bradonia as an autocratic but liberal dictatorship in his backyard, which would ultimately come about due to him wanting a country to call his very own. After the establishment of Bradonia, Brady would quickly lead the First Bradonian Anschluß to an astounding success, and would shortly after work with Ireland Lavender to establish a provisional government, in which he would be declared the Dictator, and because of her asking, Ireland would be declared the Chancellor. After the establishment of the provisional government, Brady would once again lead the Second Bradonian Anschluß to an even higher degree of success than the First Bradonian Anschluß, and would see Bradonia expand within the cities of Hutto and Fort Worth, additionally, it would also see Tarrant Palace annexed into Bradonia and the establishment of the Duchy of Hudora.

On October 8th, 2020, Ireland Lavender would unexpectedly resign as the Chancellor of Bradonia, and her resignation would cause a national crisis due to the inability to find a proper replacement. Brady without the help of Ireland Lavender, would ultimately find that governing Bradonia would be a lot harder, and so Brady, wanting to save his micronation from internal collapse, reformed the Liberal Autocracy of Bradonia into the Kingdom of Bradonia, and would additionally, declare himself the King of Bradonia, thus replacing the liberal but autocratic dictatorship with a constitutional monarchy, however, the dictatorial aspects of the Liberal Autocracy of Bradonia would still remain, and under Brady's reign, he would still possess de facto absolute power similar to his time as Dictator.

He would officially enter the micronational community on October 23rd, 2020, and would engage in various activities within the micronational community, such as engaging in diplomacy, talking to other micronationalists, and seeing what other micronationalists were up to. Despite the much-needed enthusiasm that the micronational community initially brought him, he would slowly become dissatisfied with the micronational community, and would slowly severe ties with the majority of the micronational community while still being involved within micronationalism and Bradonia.

Around 2022, Bradonia, under Brady's leadership would begin colonial ventures into both Colorado and California after the unexpected transition from Texas to Colorado, which would unintentionally invoke the ideals of colonialism within Bradonia, with Brady being a big supporter of the newly established colonial ventures. Additionally, in October, 2022 an attempt to establish a legislative body to assist the government would be prompted, however, due to the unwillingness, incompetence, and borderline disapproval that the Lords of Parliament displayed during the initiative, it would force Brady to forego the initiative and dissolve the legislative body.

Today, Bradonia under Brady's leadership is a relatively stable nation, that puts a strong emphasis on traditionalism, nationalism, unity, tranquility, eternity, and monarchy, and boasts a strong and unique national identity, with the king, Brady, being well not only well respected but revered amongst the Bradonian people for his competence, pragmatism, loyalty and tradtionalism.

Political views

Brady is a staunch reactionary and a nationalist, and supports the principles of absolute monarchy, christian theocracy, authoritarianism, autocracy and economic progressivism within Bradonia. Brady is considered right-wing socially, however, is against both the Democratic and Republican viewing them both negatively, seeing them nothing more as corrupt and incompetent. Additionally, Brady disregards the majority of social policies of the left as "radical extremism", however, he remains very supportive of left-wing economic policies within the confines of capitalism, desiring a social welfare state, a mixed economy, and staunch corporate regulation.

Speeches & Quotes

Quotes

"People will always do as they please without consequence unless there is an order that maintains and enforces such upon them, and so, jingo by jingo, order it shall so be" - Brady, April 2021

"And so while you may think you are the heroic, social justice warrior that the Australian people can look up to, but to me, you are just another big butthurt baby, that is butthurt over not being the corrupt and incompetent president of Australia." - Brady, February 2022.

"When something is blocked always use a VPN and hope for the best"- Brady, March, 2022

"The only good thing about Los Angeles is In N Out" - Brady, June, 2022

"You can not speak to those unintelligent, for they are simply too stupid to understand." - Brady, August, 2022

"At this point, anything is a step up from [UNDISCLOSED SCHOOL].", Brady, September, 2022

"It is my intention that I give them a fight, to show them my strengths to show them what I am capable of" - Brady, December, 2021

"and as pathetic as I seem to light myself as, if there is one thing I judge more than myself, it’s the stupidity of other people" - Brady, July, 2022

Speeches

"When in regards to your question, I would rightfully accept the leadership of the Holy Violet Church as it has always been a dream for me to lead such a church, as I do not want nor wish for the church to fall to waste once again, and so it is only natural that we the Bradonians take care of the Holy Violet Church. You can rest easy knowing the Holy Violet Church rests in Bradonian hands nice and comfy. I wish you well in your effort and his Royal Majesty thanks you for your effort of keeping the Holy Violet Church alive."

"When in regards to the Show, High Guardian Spice, I believe that the creators of this show, are lunatics, who know nothing of how to make a good story, and who rather want to politicize the population and separate us, while anime may have its place here in the Kingdom, the same couldn't be said for radical feminism, and I believe wholeheartedly, that radical feminism has no place in Bradonia and neither doe's anime that promotes such content."

Titles & Styles

Grand Style

By the Heavenly and Divine Grace of God, His Royal and Serene Majesty, Brady Wiltevich-Iona Lavender I, Emperor of the Great Plains, Paternal Patriarch of the Reformed Church of Bradonia, Veilchenomo of the Violetist Church of Bradonia, King of the Divine Violets of Heaven, King of Bradonia, Archduke of Tseleryna, Archduke of Bristina, Prince of Houston, Prince of San Antonio, Prince of Denver, Grand Duke of Matagorda, Duke of Dallas, Duke of Austin, Duke of Aurora, Marques of Fort Worth, Marques of Arlington, Marques of Corpus Christi, Count of Irving, Count of Denton, Count of Montrose, Baron of Engelwood, Baron of Manitou, Baron of Trinidad, Lord of Round Rock, Lord of Bastrop, Lord of Windcrest, Lord Protector of Tseleryna, Defender of All Divine Faith, First Reincarnation of Roman Von Ungern Sternberg, Grand Admiral of the Pacific Ocean

Noble titles

 Bradonia
Kingdom of Bradonia Emperor of the Great Plains
Kingdom of Bradonia Paternal Patriarch of the Reformed Church of Bradonia
Kingdom of Bradonia Veilchenomo of the Violetist Church of Bradonia
Kingdom of Bradonia King of the Divine Violets of Heaven
Kingdom of Bradonia King of Bradonia
Kingdom of Bradonia King of Texas
Kingdom of Bradonia King of Colorado
Kingdom of Bradonia Archduke of Tseleryna
Kingdom of Bradonia Prince of Houston
Kingdom of Bradonia Prince of San Antonio
Kingdom of Bradonia Prince of Denver
Kingdom of Bradonia Grand Duke of Matagorda
Kingdom of Bradonia Duke of Dallas
Kingdom of Bradonia Duke of Austin
Kingdom of Bradonia Duke of Aurora
Kingdom of Bradonia Marques of Fort Worth
Kingdom of Bradonia Marques of Arlington
Kingdom of Bradonia Marques of Corpus Christi
Kingdom of Bradonia Count of Irving
Kingdom of Bradonia Count of Denton
Kingdom of Bradonia Count of Montrose
Kingdom of Bradonia Baron of Engelwood,
Kingdom of Bradonia Baron of Manitou
Kingdom of Bradonia Baron of Trinidad
Kingdom of Bradonia Lord of Round Rock
Kingdom of Bradonia Lord of Bastrop
Kingdom of Bradonia Lord of Windcrest
Kingdom of Bradonia Lord Protector of Tseleryna

Awards and decorations

 Bradonia
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of Brady I
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Violets
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Great Plains
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Rocky Mountains
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of Lavender
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Dolphin
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of Matagorda
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Longhorn
  • Sovereign of the Royal Order of the Bighorn

References