Bucket Saints
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Introduction
The Bucket Saints (Romanian: Sfinții Găletari) Radu and Bianca are two of the Saints of Ciupitism, and the patron saints of the Way of the Bucket and the town of Enada. They are called so because they have made all the buckets the world needs and are on a mission to fill the world with them and use them to drain the oceans.
They preach the virtues of humility, simplicity, and charity, as well as advocate for the use of buckets in daily life.
Beliefs
The Bucket Saints believe that buckets are sacred objects that hold great power and can bring good luck and prosperity to those who honor them. They also believe that living a simple and humble life, free from fashion and vanity, is the key to spiritual fulfillment.
Practices
The Bucket Saints practice a number of rituals and customs that are centered around the use and care of buckets. These include:
- Keeping a bucket in their home as a symbol of their faith
- Regularly cleaning and polishing their buckets
- Using buckets in various ceremonies and rituals
- Sharing buckets with others as a sign of generosity and kindness
- Recycling and repurposing old buckets instead of discarding them
History
The Bucket Saints originate in Enada, a town in the FBU, in the early 21st century. The group's teachings and practices quickly gained popularity, and it soon became a significant religious movement in the area.
Canonisation
Radu and Bianca were both canonized within the Ciupitist religion and officially became the Bucket Saints in March 2023, by the Metropolitan of Enada.
This came as a result of the nationalisation of resources in Enada, as a great hoard of buckets was discovered within their properties, spread across many containers. This came as a shock and a surprise, as the authorities could not understand the meaning and the reason for that. After thorough investigations and scholarly debate, it was found that the buckets had mystical powers and that Radu and Bianca were pinched by Ciupitu himself, and as such are Holy.
The Zaganian-Enadian War
During the period of endless zaganian raids in Enada in early 2023, known as the Zaganian Wars of Enada, the Bucket Saints played a critical part in the defence of the city.
According to "The Zaganian Wars", an account written by the Palatine of Enada at that time, the Bucket Saints responded to the prayers of the Metropolitan of Enada and offered great help to the defenders, especially in their final battle, where it is said that they turned over one of their greatest buckets, unleashing a mighty torrent of holy water upon the invading horde.
It is believed that without the actions of the Bucket Saints, but also those of Ciupitu himself, the raids would have continued without end in sight. The people of Enada are forever thankful for their role in securing peace.
Influence and Legacy
The influence of the Bucket Saints can be seen in various aspects of Enadian culture, from the design of public buildings to the art and literature produced in the region. The group's emphasis on simplicity, humility, and generosity has also inspired many individuals to adopt a similar way of life.
Criticism
The Bucket Saints have faced criticism and skepticism from some who view their beliefs and practices as unorthodox, superstitious or mundane. However, the group's followers argue that their faith is a legitimate expression of their spirituality and that their practices have brought them great joy and fulfillment.