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Cheesistan is a nation that exists. Its territory is one of the atoms inside my ballsack and our national religion is Satanism.


The borders of Cheesistan used to be the president's bedroom walls but the country shrunk by a lot and the country is now the size of an atom.


The following is a list of the laws of Cheesistan:

  1. Straight people get the death penalty.
  2. The president does not follow the laws, however, according to the president, they follow the laws regardless.
  3. Only the current president can be president.
  4. Anyone who even thinks about running for president, who is not the current president, gets the death penalty.