Draft:Dingleville

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Dinglese Empire
Empire of Dingleville
Flag of Example
Flag
Capital
and largest city
Nutsacksweat
Official languagesNone
Ethnic groups
(2023)
  • By race
  • 50.55% White
  • 22.22% Mixed Race
  • 11.11% Asian
  • 11.11% Black
Religion
(2023)
Secular state
Demonym(s)Dinglese
GovernmentUnitary absolute monarchy
• Emperor
Adrian I
LegislatureNone
Independence
• Declared
April 14 2022
• Suspension
14 November 2023
• Unsuspended
14 December 2023
Area
• Total
106,461,494 km2 (41,105,013 sq mi)
Population
• 2023 census
47,569
Membership20
CurrencyU.S Dollar ($) (USD)
Dinglebucks ($) (DB)
Time zoneUTC-2 (CT)
(Bedroomistan and surrounding states)
Date formatmm/dd/yyyy
Driving sideright
Calling code+1

Dingleville, also called the Dinglese Empire, or the Empire of Dingleville, is an interplanetary micronation that claims territories in Texas, Nevada, and California in the United States, as well as the entirety of the international Atlantic Ocean, and three inches on the planet Mars. It was founded on April 14 of 2022 when the founder, Adrian Morvant was in 8th grade. One day simply woke up with the idea of making a micronation of his own, so he did. At this time, Dingleville claimed only the international Atlantic Ocean and nothing else. A quasi-micronation was created by Adrian a few months later called the "Toodai Nation", which consisted of his book club group. It was later annexed into Dingleville as a state claiming an inch of territory in Nevada.

Dingleville has an absolute monorchy form of government, meaning that the monarch has absolute power with no legislature.

Dingleville is one of many satirical attempts of micronationalism, some of the others being Badu Park Municipal Government, Empire of Douglas Grant Park, and the Republic of Kekistan.

Etymology

Dingleville got its name after High School Football Star Quandale Dingle. However, he does not have any further association with this nation. The name was only given because it sounds kinda silly.

History

Adrian's Bedroom

In 2018, Adrian Morvant declared Bedroomistan which consisted of his bedroom. This was the first attempt by him to create a micronation of his own. Bedroomistan was inspired by Petoria from Family Guy. Just 15 minutes after it's establishment, Adrian's brother "invaded" Bedroomistan returning it to the United States.

Initial establishment

Dingleville was declared on April 14 2022 when the emperor was in 8th grade.

Toodai Nation

Adrian I founded a quasi-micronation of sorts in 2022 when the Toodai Nation was founded, it was the name given to the group that the emperor was a part of, This however had no government and no land. It was eventually annexed on 25 May 2023, claiming one square inch in Nevada.

Alliance and the First North Texas Micronational War

In May 2023, Dingleville officially started relations with the Kingdom of Riveria in the midst of the North Texas Micronational War against the Shattered Souls controlled micronation of Shattered-Lands, and later on it's puppet states. In September of 2023, Dingleville officially joined the Polarian Alliance founded by it's only ally Riveria.

Second North Texas Micronational War and going inactive

On 9 November 2023, just ten days after the first war ended, a second war began when a terrorist group and later self-proclaimed micronation named J.T Jones declared war on Kingdom of Riveria and the Polarian Alliance. In response to this Dingleville went inactive in order to "step off the grid for a moment". It remained inactive until a month later in December 15 2023, when it became active again.

Politics and government

Dingleville is an absolute monarchy. The emperor has absolute power and does whatever he wants with no limits. There is no legislature due to this high concentration of power. The emperor is both the head of state, and head of government, he is also the chief justice. The Dinglese absolute monarchy is also officially hereditary with rule being passed to to the empress if the emperor does not have any children. Political parties are also banned in Dingleville due to the belief that it divides the country, however. this makes no difference since all power is concentrated in the emperor.

Head of state

The head of state is the commander of the Dinglese military, they are also responsible with foreign relations and declaration of war.

Head of government

The head of government is also the title given to the emperor. They are the overall owner of all the government and rule with absolute power. No elections are done towards them either.

Deputy head of government

Historically, Dingleville used to have a prime minister, which was the title given to the empress of Dingleville. The prime minister had little power besides assisting the emperor.

Law and order

The emperor is also the judicial branch of government. Adrian I stated that "he is the law", which is a very similar saying to L'État, c'est moi, uttered by Louis XIV of France in 1655, stating that he has absolute authority. Law enforcement in Dingleville is rather weak due to their being no police force to enforce the laws. Some laws in Dingleville include weed being legal, prostitution is also legal. Punishment for breaking Dinglese law is execution.

Military

The Dinglese military includes two portions, the Dinglese Military, and the Knights Templar Dinglese. The emperor is the supreme commander of both. The Knights Templar Dinglese's primary weapon is the sword. They are currently participating in the Second North Texas Micronational War, a war started by the J.T against Riveria. They also participated in the First North Texas Micronational War between the Shattered-Lands and the Riveria.

Foreign relations

Dingleville has had very few relations with any other micronation, they've had positive relations with the the Kingdom and later Federal Republic of Riveria, and has had negative relations with multiple micronations and non-micronation groups, such as the Shattered-Lands, Ligmabutthole, Suckmaasshole, J.T Jones, and Ohio Rizzland.

Formal allies

  • Riveria Since 8 May 2023 with the signing of the Treaty of Eaton

Formal enemies

  • J.T Jones Since 9 November 2023
  • Ohio Rizzland Since 14 November 2023

Former allies

  • Shattered Souls Rebels August-October 2023

Former enemies

  • Shattered-Lands May-October 2023
  • Every Testicular Distortion member state September-October 2023
  • Pongu May-October 2023
  • Suckmaasshole September-October 2023

Administrative regions

Dingleville has a total of seventeen states, all of which are considered crown lands under personal administration by the Emperor of Dingleville. Dingleville also has a territory on Mars.

Flag Coat Name Capital Area Population Emperor
States
Racistlandia Racistlandia 106,460,000 km² 0 Adrian Morvant
Bedroomistan Nutsacksweat (capital) 15.6 mi² 19 Adrian Morvant
Blow Exotics Blow Exotics 1 in² 0 Adrian Morvant
Dwayne the Rock Johnson Dwayne the Rock Johnson 1 in² 0 Adrian Morvant
Generation X Comics and Games Generation X Comics and Games 48,351.6 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Movie Trading Company Movie Trading Company 12,327.48 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Toodai Nation Toodai Nation 1 in² 0 Adrian Morvant
Olive Garden Olive Garden 71,002.8 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Sci Fi Factory Comics and Games Sci Fi Factory Comics and Games 83,635.2 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Collected Comics and Games Collected Comics and Games 260,924.4 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Horror Freak Horror Freak 25,743.96 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Frightmare Collectables Frightmare Collectables 19,602 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Little Germany Little Germany 32,365.08 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Doc's Records and Vintage Doc's Records and Vintage 25,831.08 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Fort Worth Zoo Gorilla Inclosure 3,693,888 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Irving Convention Center Irving Convention Center 531,432 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Grenada Theatre Grenada Theatre 14,157 ft² 0 Adrian Morvant
Territories
Mars Territory Mars Territory 3 in² 0 Adrian Morvant

Geography and climate

Terrain of the Great Basin Desert, in which the Dinglese state of Toodai Nation is Located.

Dingleville is located in many different climates, it's largest state Racistlandia has a mild and humid weather being the entire Atlantic Ocean.[1] Dinglese states of Toodai Nation, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and Blow Exotics are very dry being located in the Desert. It's primary location in Northern Texas, is very humid, subtropical with hot summers.[2]

Climate data for Bedroomistan, Dingleville
Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
Record high °F (°C) 88
(31.1)
95
(35)
97
(36.1)
100
(37.8)
103
(39.4)
113
(45)
111
(43.9)
109
(42.8)
110
(43.3)
100
(37.8)
89
(31.7)
89
(31.7)
113
(45)
Average high °F (°C) 57
(13.9)
62
(16.7)
69
(20.6)
77
(25)
84
(28.9)
92
(33.3)
97
(36.1)
96
(35.6)
89
(31.7)
79
(26.1)
67
(19.4)
58
(14.4)
97
(36.1)
Average low °F (°C) 34
(1.1)
38
(3.3)
46
(7.8)
54
(12.2)
63
(17.2)
71
(21.7)
75
(23.9)
74
(23.3)
66
(18.9)
55
(12.8)
45
(7.2)
36
(2.2)
34
(1.1)
Record low °F (°C) 2
(-16.7)
-8
(-22.2)
12
(-11.1)
31
(-0.6)
39
(3.9)
53
(11.7)
60
(15.6)
59
(15)
43
(6.1)
27
(-2.8)
17
(-8.3)
-1
(-18.3)
−8
(−22.2)
Average Precipitation inches (mm) 0.08
(2)
2.03
(51.6)
2.12
(53.8)
2.54
(64.5)
3.00
(76.2)
2.64
(67.1)
T 10.68
(271.3)
0.33
(8.4)
4.43
(112.5)
6.40
(162.6)
2.39
(60.7)
36.64
(930.7)
Source: [3]

Economy

Dingleville has largely a command state socialist economy, all business and industry is owned and operated by the emperor of Dingleville. This however can not be classified as communist because the end goal is not to achieve communism. Dingleville has two official currencies, Dinglebucks and the United States Dollar, Dinglebucks are interchangeable with the U.S dollar, there is one thing that Dinglebucks can buy that the dollar can't within Dingleville, prostitution.

Culture

The Dinglese culture is very strange in terms of cultural customs. with bizarre cuisine and entertainment. One such aspect is the Dinglese people not putting in any effort for work, "just putting your name on it and turning it in" according to it's emperor.

Entertainment

The Dinglese have many forms of entertainment, the most popular film gonre in Dingleville is comedy horrer films, such as Wrestle Massacre. Music that is most commonly listened to is metal. The Dinglese also have a weird obsession with hitting themselves with ladders and giving themselves bruises.

Cuisine

Dinglese cuisine is very bizarre as well, all Dinglese cuisine is just basic food from various other cultures with the name changed, like Wing Stupids is just grilled chicken.

Mythology

There are many legends and tales within Dinglese Mythology and many monsters. There are so many in fact that. according to the emperor, would "take 50 years to tell them all". Here are some of the stories listed in Dinglese Mythology.

Great Dinglese face-eating apocalypse of 2000

Flag said to be used by the Face Eaters.

This story is a spin on the traditional Boogeyman story told by many parents across the world in a way to scare their children into good behaviour. This legend tells the story about an invasion of the Dinglese state of Little Germany in the year 2000 by a group of cannibals known as the "Face Eaters". They started eating everyone's faces until they were chased out of town by the legendary dinglese hero and meme icon Quandale Dingle. As of today, the Face Eaters remain one of the biggest fears amongst dinglese children.

Slenderman's Bakery

This tale tells the story of the legendary Slenderman opening a bakery one day in the Dinglese state of Bedroomistan just for it to mysteriously disappear the next day.

National symbols

Historical symbols

References

[[Category:Dingleville]] [[Category:Micronations in United States]] [[Category:Micronations in Texas]] [[Category:Micronations in Nevada]] [[Category:Micronations in Calefornia]] [[Category:Micronations established in 2022]]