Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland
Empire of the Sanarati Republics Gujarati: સનરાતં | |||||||
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| Motto: विजयस्य शब्दः श्रूयते ! (Sanskrit: The sound of victory shall be heard!) | |||||||
| Anthem: Land of a Glorious People Army March Imperial Army March | |||||||
 Left: Controlled territory Right: Claimed but uncontrolled territory | |||||||
| Capital | Saraseubad | ||||||
| Largest city | Wooleytown | ||||||
| Official languages | English, Gujarati, Excitementorian, Sanskrit | ||||||
| Demonym(s) | Timonoucitian, Sanarati | ||||||
| Government | Constitutional Heriditary Monarchy and Parliamentary Semi-Democracy | ||||||
| Eshaan I | |||||||
• Prime Minister | Sohan Mulay | ||||||
• Army Chief | VACANT | ||||||
| Legislature | Parliament of Timonoucitiland | ||||||
| Establishment | 28 September 2019 | ||||||
| Area | |||||||
• Total | 0.025 km2 (0.0097 sq mi) | ||||||
| Population | |||||||
• 2023 census | 14 | ||||||
• Density | 400/km2 (1,036.0/sq mi) | ||||||
| Currency |  Timonoucitian Naahse
 US Dollar (unofficial) | ||||||
| Time zone | UTC-6:00 (June-July) (DRT) UTC-5:00 (April-May and August-October) | ||||||
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This nation is attempting to join the North Atlantic Diplomatic Union
This nation is a member of the Union Against Micronational War | |||||||
The Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland, also known also as Timonoucitiland or the Timonoucite Empire,[a] is an entity located in North America completely surrounded by the United States that once made claims to have status as a microstate. It no longer considers itself as one with the disbanding of its government on 11 March 2023. Currently, it only contains its own territory, constitution, dukes, an emperor, and a legally enforced monopoly of the Aeonic Corporation.
Timonoucitiland's official religion is hindusism, practiced by most of the population as of the 2023 census which happened in December 2022.
Timonoucitiland worked on diplomatic relations with the Republic of Cubia, until its dissolution in June 2021. This led to the Democratic Party of Cubia recognising the Timonoucitiland as an independent nation-state. Timonoucitiland is also a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War, and are waiting for approval to join the Grand Unified Micronational.
The head-of-state of Timonoucitiland is Emperor Eshaan I, who has recieved significant criticism for appointing Sohan Mulay, the prime minister due to his initial involvement in the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. Eshaan I is part of the imperial family of Timonoucitiland and his heir will be his son Vijay Chandrasekhar, who the leader claims is "[his] biological son with ChatGPT", however, this is yet to be proven with physical, hard evidence, and this has been denied by Chandrasekhar himself, for artificial intelligences are not yet known to reproduce..
Etymology
The name Timonoucitiland originates from the older name Timonocite Empire, which in turn originates from the names of the original two nations (SEnteral Excitement and Timo) which were banded together. The origin of both of these names is unknown and/or forgotten, as all papers with evidence before the Timonoucitian First Civil War were destroyed by custodians at the beginning of
The leaders, in the Treaty of Nate City, declared that the new country would be named the Timonocite Empire. In November 2020, the name was "britified" by changing the name from Timonocite Empire to the Timonoucite Empire. Most dictionaries do not display britified as a word, however, the emperor claims that it means "to change an American English word to a word in British English". For formality, the name was changed to "Sanarat", but to modernise it, in July 2021, the name of the nation was finally changed to Timonoucitiland. The demonym was also changed back.
In late August 2021, Emperor Eshaan I removed all references to Timonoucitiland being an empire in official documents, and changed the official name of the nation to the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland. By 25 February 2023, all references to Timonoucitiland being a nation were removed, with the disbanding of the government. They ended recognition of themselves as a country on 11 March 2023.
| Name | Official Name | Date |
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| SEnteral Excitement | Centre of North American Excitement | 28 September 2019 |
| SEnteral Excitement/Timo | Centre of North American Excitement | 4 October 2019 |
| SEnteral Excitement/Timo | The Democratic Principality and Emperor-run Republic of the Centre of North American Excitement | 26 January 2020 |
| Timonocite Empire | The Democratic Principality and Emperor-run Republic of the Timonocitian Centre of North American Excitement | 10 February 2020 |
| Timonoucite Empire | Empire of Sanarati Republics | 30 November 2020 |
| Sanarati Empire | Empire of Sanarati Republics | 31 May 2021 |
| Timonoucite Empire | Empire of Sanarati Republics | 2 June 2021 |
| Sanarat | Empire of Sanarati Republics | 20 June 2021 |
| Timonoucitiland | Empire of Sanarati Republics | 13 July 2021 |
| Timonoucitiland/IRT | Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland | 28 August 2021 |
| Timonoucitiland/USGDT | Union of the Great Sovereign Duchies of Timonoucitiland | 29 January 2022 |
| Timonoucitiland/USTD | Union of Sovereign Timonoucitian Duchies | 30 January 2022 |
| Timonoucitiland | Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland | 15 May 2022 |
| Timonoucitiland | Timonoucitian Reich | 25 February 2023 |
| Timonoucitiland | Grand State of Timonoucitiland | 11 March 2023 |
History
Establishment
Timonoucitiland was initially established as the Republic of SEnteral Excitement on 28 September 2022. Days later, before the government had entirely formed, on 4 October 2019, the Timonian Republic had declared independence as a nanonation. This civil war known as the Timonoucitian Cold Civil War erupted with many arguments, and Timo "stole many citizens from SEnteral Excitement".
Cold Civil war
Main article: Timonoucitian Civil War
The civil war began with the disestablishment of the Timo Party of SEnteral Excitement on 6 October 2019, which already had hoped for Timonian independence since the Timonoucitian founding. The next day, a border dispute had emerged. Timo had claimed all land controlled by SEnteral Excitement. However, possibly as a revenge to Timo claiming their territory, SEnteral Excitement chose to claim all Timonian territory.
There were multiple proposals for a united country that sprung up before February 2020. SEnteral Excitement wanted 3 constituent countries (with SEnteral Excitement replacing the old Shreeland, Saraseubad replacing the old Eshaanland, and Timo replacing the old Pravarland). However, Timo preferred that SEnteral Excitement become a part of Timo and further land be claimed around the original territory.
Eventually, Emperor Eshaan I authored a treaty known as the Treaty of Nate City. This was signed by both sides and resulted in a) the division of Nate City, b) the recognition of SEnteral Excitement by Timo, c) the recognition of Timo by SEnteral Excitement, and d) the incorporation of Timo and SEnteral Excitement as equipowerful constituent political entities within a new nation called the Timonocite Empire.
According to government-sponsored sources began on 4 October 2019 and officially ended on 20 February 2020.[1]
Second Civil war
Main article: Timonoucitian Second Civil War
The Second Civil war began with the declaration of independence of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. This was mistakenly seen as a rebellion by Timonoucitiland, which promptly invaded. Timonoucitiland apologised a few months later on 10 December 2022.[2] Vijay Chandrasekhar, a once-prominent member of AAAWWUBBIS, chose to accept the apology as if it were a treaty and re-joined Timonoucitiland almost a year after the civil war, which had been stagnant for 5 months at this point.
February Revolution
On 9 February 2023, a decree was signed by Eshaan I that put three new articles, numbered from 25 until 27, into the constitution into effect as of 11AM EST, 10 February 2023. The articles effectively dissolved the legislative branch, for it now had no power. Timonoucitiland, following the act, was made up of constituent nanonation-like entities (countries), similarly to during the Timonoucitian First Civil War.
Article 25: February Revolution Enactment Act
As of 10 February 2023 at exactly 11:00 AM straight, this twenty-fifth, along with the twenty-ſixth and twenty-ſeventh, article to this Conſtitution, the article on the February Revolution, which thou art readingſt right now, ſhall be in full effect.
Article 26: February Revolution Definition Act
No longer ſhall Timonoucitiland be a republic, though in keeping and still in poſseſsion of the full name of the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland. Now shall be the days of glory, for Timonoucitiland will now become the nation form of the largeſt and only emperor-run company in this Nation.
Article 27: February Revolution Effect Act
Article XXV ſhall be immediately followed to the higheſt degree. Timonoucitiland is still to be referred to in all cases as a grand Desh, however, it is not to be treated as such. It is no longer considered a microstate; for it is now merely a political entity.
Politics and government
Law and order
In the past, TEPAJA, which included the police, kept check of the law and order of Timonoucitiland.
Later, this job was abolished and replaced with the supreme court.
Timonoucitiland currently decides laws by a vote taken in parliament. If the vote comes with over 40% of the vote voting in favour of the law, it becomes official. (if 50% or more vote against, then it is not a law) Only the emperor, dukes, and prime minister have the ability to suggest new laws; ones made by the general public must be approved by one of the aboveformentioned people.
Currently, alchohol and smoking are illegal.
Economy
The economy of Timonoucitiland was based on the Naahse, the sole official currency. However, most businesses, including the largest, Aeonic, also accept US Dollars.
The main bank is the TIB.[3] Little buying or selling of goods takes place in Timonoucitiland, and even bartering is more common than using USD, thus making it impossible to calculate a gross domestic product.
Foreign relations
Timonoucitiland is seldom recognised by micronation, and is not recognised by anymacronations outside its legislature. However, it was recognised by the Democratic Party of Cubia in Cubia until its subsequent dissolution in June of 2020 due to its status as a joke state.
| Hostilities | Recognised by | Recognises | Does not recognise |
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| AAAWWUBBIS |  Cubia (formerly by DPC and Gamer Time, defunct)
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 Sealand
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United States
and other post-soviet states |
Cubia gained recognition in late September 2020, after the Timonoucitiland asked Great Leader Llanfairpwllgwyngyll to join the Timonoucitiland. A few months later, they had declared independence from the UK and refused to join the Timonoucitiland. Timonoucitiland claimed the area until they were convinced to recognise Cubia.[4] In June 2020, Cubia silently dissolved, ending Timonoucitian recognition.
Alliances
Timonoucitiland is a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War.
Assembly of Micronations Against Communism
In AMAC, the empire rose to one of the three head statuses (the others with the Republic of Dayane and the United Holy Kingdom of Beaulosagñe and the Knight's Templar of the Holy Grail).
Subdivisions
Timonoucitiland is divided up into districts, duchies, military locations and territories. In total, there are exactly 7 first-level administrative divisions of the nation, some of which overlap each other. Timonoucitiland entirely consists of residential property, all of which is in the form of disconnected single-family homes fully surrounded by the United States. Due to this nature, most of the subdivisions are non-contiguous with each other, however, they all are located very near to each other.
Land, citizens and population often overlap between multiple subdivisions. Voting may only be done through one of the subdivisions one is a citizen of.
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N/A | District of Eshaanland | 7 (total)
2 (citizens) |
Count | Administered as part of Timo | |||||
| N/A | N/A | District of Shreeland | 4 (total)
1 (citizens) |
Count | Administered as part of Ahvadis | |||||
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Grand Duchy of Timo | 7 (total)
2 (citizens) |
Duke | Full sovereignty and autonomy | |||||
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Great Holy Duchy of Ahvadis | 6 (total)
1 (citizens) |
Duke | ||||||
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| N/A | N/A | Chandras | 4 (total)
1 (citizens) |
Governor | Full sovereignty and autonomy | |||||
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N/A | Sharaceubad | 20 (total)
3 (citizens) |
Mayor | Divided between Timo and Ahvadis | |||||
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N/A | Crine Territory | 4 (total)
2 (citizens) |
Full autonomy | ||||||
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N/A | Cupertino Territory | 5 (total)
2 (citizens) |
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Culture and Media
Timonoucitiland currently has no news reporting services, but if they were made, they would be wholly controlled by the government.
Bans placed on cultural items
On 18 November 2021, Emperor Eshaan I announced a ban of the Comic Sans MS font from being used in any case, whether formal or informal.
In addition to this, on 11 December 2022, he ratified the bill to outright ban TikTok from the entire nation. In parliament, the vote was approved unanimously by all members of the legislature.
Weather
The weather in Timonoucitiland is the same as Marlboro Township, New Jersey in the United States as it is entirely surrounded by it. However, Timonoucitiland used the Rankine temperature scale in official documents.
| Climate data for Sharaceubad, Timonoucitiland, 1991–2020 normals, extremes 1893–present | |||||||||||||
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| Month | Jan | Feb | Mar | Apr | May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep | Oct | Nov | Dec | Year |
| Record high °F (°C) | 73 (22.8) |
79 (26.1) |
87 (30.6) |
95 (35) |
96 (35.6) |
100 (37.8) |
106 (41.1) |
102 (38.9) |
99 (37.2) |
95 (35) |
83 (28.3) |
76 (24.4) |
106 (41.1) |
| Average high °F (°C) | 41.7 (5.39) |
44.4 (6.89) |
51.4 (10.78) |
63.0 (17.22) |
72.0 (22.22) |
81.1 (27.28) |
86.5 (30.28) |
84.6 (29.22) |
78.1 (25.61) |
66.6 (19.22) |
56.2 (13.44) |
46.7 (8.17) |
64.4 (18) |
| Daily mean °F (°C) | 32.3 (0.17) |
34.7 (1.5) |
41.4 (5.22) |
52.1 (11.17) |
61.3 (16.28) |
70.6 (21.44) |
76.0 (24.44) |
74.0 (23.33) |
67.1 (19.5) |
55.5 (13.06) |
45.9 (7.72) |
37.4 (3) |
54.0 (12.22) |
| Average low °F (°C) | 22.9 (-5.06) |
25.0 (-3.89) |
31.3 (-0.39) |
41.2 (5.11) |
50.6 (10.33) |
60.1 (15.61) |
65.5 (18.61) |
63.4 (17.44) |
56.1 (13.39) |
44.3 (6.83) |
35.7 (2.06) |
28.0 (-2.22) |
43.7 (6.5) |
| Record low °F (°C) | −14 (-25.6) |
−20 (-28.9) |
-2 (-18.9) |
17 (-8.3) |
28 (-2.2) |
35 (1.7) |
42 (5.6) |
41 (5) |
32 (0) |
20 (-6.7) |
7 (-13.9) |
−5 (-20.6) |
−20 (−28.9) |
| Average Precipitation inches (mm) | 3.87 (98.3) |
3.10 (78.7) |
4.20 (106.7) |
3.83 (97.3) |
3.81 (96.8) |
4.44 (112.8) |
4.65 (118.1) |
4.13 (104.9) |
4.19 (106.4) |
4.13 (104.9) |
3.54 (89.9) |
4.68 (118.9) |
48.57 (1,233.7) |
| Average Snowfall inches (cm) | 5.4 (13.7) |
6.3 (16) |
2.4 (6.1) |
0.4 (1) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
0 (0) |
trace | 4.1 (10.4) |
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| Average precipitation days (≥ 0.01 in) | 10.7 | 9.2 | 9.9 | 11.6 | 12.5 | 11.8 | 9.8 | 10.7 | 9.1 | 10.2 | 9.4 | 10.1 | 125.0 |
| Average snowy days (≥ 0.01 in) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
| Source: NOAA[5] | |||||||||||||
See also
- Republic of SEnteral Excitement
- Timonian Republic
- Treaty of Nate City
- Grand Duchy of Timo
- Subdivisions of Timonoucitiland
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Notes
- ↑ The old name, which was retired from government use in July 2021, is still sometimes used by novice members of the population.
References
- ↑ Patel, Eshaan Bhargav. “Civil Wars.” Timonoucitiland Wiki, 12 Dec. 2022, https://timonocite.miraheze.org/wiki/Civil_War. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ Patel, Eshaan Bhargav, emperor of Timonoucitiland. “Apologies to the Citizens of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS.” Timonoucitiland Wiki, 12 Dec. 2022, https://timonocite.miraheze.org/wiki/Apologies_to_the_citizens_of_the_United_Kingdom_of_AAAWWUBBIS_and_FANBOYS. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ “Homepage.” Timonoucitian Imperial Bank, 2020, https://tib.ebp11.repl.co. Accessed 11 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ “After a Long State of Inactivity, Could Cubia Finally Make Contact With Another Nation?” Cubia Global News, 8 July 2020, cubiaglobalnews.wordpress.com/2020/07/08/after-really-a-really-long-state-of-inactivity-could-cubia-make-contact-with-another-nation. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
- ↑ "National Weather Service Forecast Office". Retrieved October 19, 2021.
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