Japitt Defence Solutions

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Japitt Defence Solutions
IndustryDefence
Founded2021
Headquarters
Badu Park Chair
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ProductsMilitary Equipment Development
ServicesMilitary Equipment Acquisition and Sustainment services, strategic asset deployment consulting and advice
A$17(2020–21)
Number of employees
7+
ParentJapitt Group

Japitt Defence Solutions, or JDS, is a Badu Parkian aerospace, arms, defence, information security, and technology corporation owned by Japitty Cumquat and the Japitt Group. The company is headquartered in Badu Park Chair, Badu Park. Japitt Defence Solutions is the largest and most profitable company listed on the Badu Park People's Stock Exchange, with a recorded profit of 109 Badu Parkian Rubies in 2022. It is responsible for the acquisition and sustainment of military assets and the management of supply chains relating to logistical access to military assets and materials, as well as the development of its own technology for the Badu Parkian government.

Finances

For the fiscal year of 2022, Japitt Defence Solutions reported a total earning of 120 Badu Park Rubies ($24c US) with a profit of 109 Badu Park Rubies ($21.8c US). The company is by far the most profitable company listed on Badu Park People's Stock Exchange, with it being the only company able to turn a (albeit, insignificant) real profit.

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Employees
2020 0 0 ? 4 Badu Park Rubies 4
2021 $1c $0.1c ? 20 Badu Park Rubies 4
2022 $24c $21.8c ? 100,000 Badu Park Rubies 9

Government Contracts

Japitt Defence Solutions has received more than 104 Badu Park Rubies worth of Badu Parkian government contracts, more than any company in Badu Parkian history. The firm mainly does work for the Badu Park Security Force, Badu Park Secret Police and Badu Park Municipal People's 19th of September Revolutionary Communist Japitty Cumquat's Personal Presidential Orchestra and Guard of the Presidential Bathhouse.

Corporate governance & Organization

The board of directors for Japitt Defence Solutions are:

  • Japitty Cumquat - CEO, CFO and 'Supreme Head Colonel of Weapons Development for Wars Against Douglas Grant Park/Leader of the BPMP19SRCJCPPOGPB'
  • David Michel - Vice President
  • Christoper Kremilonen - Vice CFO
  • Sunan Sakchai - Personal "Masseuse Colonel" to Japitty Cumquat

Japitt Defence Solutions is also organised into three 'Task Forces'

  • Task Force for Development of Aerospace
  • Task Force for Development of Policing Technologies
  • Task Force for Japitty's Much Needed Massages

Products

TMS Crowd Control System

The TMS Crowd Control System (Turbomegashit Crowd

Legal Issues

Japitt Defence Solutions has been the subject of many investigations by Australian authorities for both the illegal acquisition of firearms and military grade weapons, as well as the criminal development and testing of their own weapon systems, including the damages caused by testing the equipment in public or exposed environments, particularly Johnston's Creek. No arrests have been made but assets have been frozen.

JDS is also under investigation for allegedly establishing and using shell companies to launder money and tumble crypto currency under Japitt Group. No legal action has been taken as of 2023.