Japitty's Bookshelf

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Japitty Cumquat is known to have a small bookshelf towards the back of Badu park. It is known to contain a variety of works. This provides a deeper insight in his and Badu Parkian politics.

Discovery & Implications

Japitty's Bookshelf was discovered by a Xahastanian diplomat on his trip to Badu Park to negotiate a treaty. He asked Cumquat about it, who promptly responded with 'i cant read'. This is proven to be a falsehood, as cumquat has written over 60 books and is known to have a complex understanding of the English language. It is evident that Japitty's economic polices are inspired by his [serious] books such as Capital in the 21st Century by French economist Thomas Piketty and The End of Alchemy: Money, Banking and the Future of the Global Economy. He also takes notes from the book The Power to Compete by Hiroshi Mikitani & Ryōichi Mikitani. He has applied the teachings from The Power to Compete and interpreted them in a Badu Parkian context. It is also evident that Japitty's "ultra authoritarian" rule has been greatly influenced by the movie The Dictator. He makes a ritual trip every week to the TAB off track betting shop to use there television screens to play the movie. Japitty has publicly stated that it is his favourite movie. Japitty considers himself to be a 'real life Admiral General Aladden'.

Book Titles

Note: most of japitty's own works are not held on this shelf, they are in a box next to it, thus they have been excluded

1st shelf

  • "My Plight: The formation of the Revolutionary State of Badu Parkian Cities and my Conquest of John Cumquats Room and the Weapons Diversion Incident of 2020" - himself
  • "The Ethical, Natural, Medical and Religious Reasons why the Badu Park People created the People's Navy, and Sailor Bjorn's loyalty to Japitty's assault on Australia "- himself
  • The End of Alchemy: Money, Banking and the Future of the Global Economy - Mervyn King (the first serious book in Japitty's shelves)
  • "Understanding the Condition, Australia's prosperity after climate change in comparison with Badu Park's" - himself
  • The Power to Compete - Hiroshi Mikitani & Ryōichi Mikitani
  • "A First Hand Account of a Master Recorder Player" - himself
  • "A Justification of Johnston's Creek Militarism" - Aaron Chair
  • "Johnston's Creek Manifesto" - various authors

2nd Shelf

  • "The Case for Relaunching the David Chinchillerist Economy in Developing Nations - himself
  • "Badu Park - A Liberation Movement" - various authors
  • Capital in the 21st Century - Thomas Piketty
  • "Economic Effects of the Religious Revival During the Johnston's Creek Crisis" - himself
  • "The Royal Manifesto" - Cheezit McDaniels
  • Stalin: A Biography - Robert Service
  • a DVD copy of the movie The Dictator, starring Sacha Baron Cohen (despite Japitty not owning a TV)