United States of Jubilee Park
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United States of Jubilee Park | |
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| Motto: All Hail Feather Duster McBalls | |
| Anthem: Official - All Hail Feather Duster McBalls Playlist | |
| Capital and largest city | New Hamptonsville |
| Official languages | English |
| Demonym(s) | Jubilee Parkian |
| Government | Federal Republic |
• Federal President | Feather Duster McBalls |
• Chairman of the Armed Forces | Edwin Fuck |
| Legislature | Federal Parliament |
| Establishment | 2020 |
| Population | |
• Census | 1 human, 2 plants and 1 snail |
| Currency | Australian Dollar |
| Time zone | Australian Eastern Standard Time |
The United States of Jubilee Park is a federal republic based Sydney, Australia. It was founded in 2020 by Feather Duster McBalls. The state currently has a population of 4 (one human, 2 plants and one snail) and has two major cites.
History
The United States of Jubilee Park was founded by Feather Duster McBalls after he had the idea after eating yum-cha. He had known about the existence of Jubilee Park for 2 years, due to the fact that he worked their as a council play equipment inspector. He declared the independence of Jubilee Park whilst on the job. He subsequently forced all of his coworkers and patrons out of the park. The inner west council attempted to remove Feather Duster McBalls from the park but failed. The United States of Jubilee Park was subsequently created. He subsequently declared the children's park within Jubilee Park as the capital city, New Hamptonsville.
Geography
The United States of Jubilee Park consists of the entirety of Jubilee Park and is divided into five states: New Hamptonsville, Aragion, Stateslandia, Freedomstan and Oyster Beach.
Military
The United States of Jubilee Park maintains a large military consisting of only Feather Duster McBalls and a plant. The Jubilee Park army is currently invoveld in fighting in the Sydney World War. Jubilee Park also maintains a navy consisting of two ships the USJP Wednesday and the USJP Admiral Cornel McBalls. The United States of Jubilee Park maintains an air force as well consisting of 5 paper planes.
Equipment and Organisation
15th Armoured Division:
- 1 Rusted Lime Bike (pulled from Sydney Harbour)
16th Rifle Regiment:
- 2 slightly sharp sticks
- 3 butter knifes
1st Naval Flotilla
- USJP Admiral Cornel McBalls (a rusty dingy)
- USJP Wednesday (Hijacked ferry anchored past the Sydney Heads)
18th Interceptor Squadron
- 5 CS-252 Paper Planes (ex-Xahastanian)