Ciupitu

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Vasile Ciupitu
Born
OccupationCiupitism God

Ciupitu (full name Vasile Ciupitu) is the main god of Ciupitism. This religion is centered around Him and His teachings, and has a significant following in Nucilandia and the Brotherhood of the United Blocks.

Description

Ciupitu is typically depicted as a wise and powerful god, with a strong warrior's build. He is often portrayed wearing a gladiator helmet and wielding a sword.

Origins

Ciupitu is a very elusive figure. He walks in the mortal realm as an average romanian citizen, and denies his holiness and claims that He is just a regular human. He also tries to hide from those most devout to Him, and those who announce His Godhood for the wide world to hear.

Worship

Ciupitism is considered the most important and powerful god of Ciupitism. His followers believe that by following his teachings and living a virtuous life, they can achieve salvation and eternal pinching in the afterlife. The ciupitists perform regular rituals and ceremonies to honour Ciupitu, including pinching each other at unexpected and inopportune moments, or participating in gladiatorial games.