Kingdom of Grampland
Kingdom of Grampland | |
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 Flag
 State Emblem
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| Anthem: “Tha sin aír slinghe Grampland!” (English: We’re on our way to Grampland!”) | |
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| Capital | North Saanichford |
| Largest city | Chaite Buan |
| Official languages | Grampish, English |
| Recognised national languages | English Grampish |
| Religion | Christianity |
| Demonym(s) | Grampish |
| Government | Constitutional Monarchy |
• Laird | Laird Kenneth of Grampland |
• Lady | Lady Beverly |
• President | Daniel Stevenson |
• Prime Minister | Bryan Stevenson (GCP) |
| Legislature | Parliament |
| Independence from Scotland | |
• Founded | May 26 2015 |
• Officially Established | May 8 2021 |
| Population | |
• Estimate | 5 (15 registered citizens) |
| Currency | Grampla |
| Time zone | GMT+1 |
| Date format | dd-mm-yyyy |
| Driving side | right |
Grampland, officially Kingdom of Grampland (Grampish: Rìogahd de Grampland) is a landlocked micronation within the Scottish Highlands, which features the National Monument of Twig Spire, as well as an overseas territory, which is also landlocked, in Ankara, Turkiye. The Kingdom of Grampland was founded by Laird Kenneth of Grampland, Lady Beverly and Prince Robert Stevenson II in 2015 but officially formed in 2021. Mainland Grampland is a square foot in size and the overseas territory (Branton) being around 4m2.
The country is governed by President Daniel Stevenson and Prime Minister Bryan Stevenson while Laird Kenneth of Grampland and Lady Beverly hold a small degree of power when it comes to government. Prince Robert Stevenson II, who’ll be the heir to the throne of Grampland after Laird Kenneth of Grampland, was the founder of the Kingdom of Grampland (in 2015) but the kingdom was gifted to Laird Kenneth of Grampland. The kingdom was officially established on May 8, 2021 by President Daniel Stevenson, Prime Minister Bryan Stevenson and Prince Robert Stevenson II, when they visited the kingdom for the first time.
The Kingdom of Grampland is yet to be officially recognised (as of April, 2022) by any other micronation or any sovereign nation.
Etymology
The Kingdom of Grampland comes from how President Daniel Stevenson refers to his grandfather, Laird Kenneth of Grampland, as “grandpa” and then adding land after it.
History
The Founding
The Kingdom of Grampland was founded in 2015 by Prince Robert Stevenson II after purchasing land from the Scottish Highlands to gift to his father, Laird Kenneth of Grampland. It was later visited by Prince Robert Stevenson II, his wife (Lady Zhanna Parashchuk) and his children (President Daniel Stevenson and Prime Minister Bryan Stevenson) on May 8, 2021, when it was officially established.
The Branton Colonisation
On the 14th April, 2022, the overseas territory of Branton 
was colonised by Grampland’s Armed Forces from the sovereign nation of Turkey. The colonisation was a peaceful event (no one killed, no one injured) since the opponent, Turkey, was unaware of this event occurring. Branton is now an overseas territory of the Kingdom of Grampland with an area of 4m2 and a population of 5 and is constantly being patrolled by Grampland’s Armed Forces.
Politics and government
The Kingdom of Grampland is officially a constitutional monarchy with Laird Kenneth of Grampland and Lady Beverly being the monarchs. While the monarchs hold little power, President Daniel Stevenson and Prime Minister Bryan Stevenson hold most of the governing power. The Kingdom of Grampland is not democratic and certain leaders are chosen by Laird and Lady.
Territory
The Kingdom of Grampland’s territory is landlocked in the Scottish Highlands. The territory is about a square foot in size while the overseas territory of Branton, landlocked by Ankara, Turkiye, is around 4m2.
Subdivisions
| Flag | State | Human Population | Governor |
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Kenland | 0 | Laird Kenneth |
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Bevaria | 0 | Lady Beverly |
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New Algeria | 0 | Prince Robert II |
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Wessex | 0 | Grand Marshal Payson |
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Chaite Buan | 5 | St. Gypsy |
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Síyal Már | 5 | St. Gypsy |
| City | Human Population |
|---|---|
| North Saanichford | 0 |
| Chaite Buan | 5 |
| Omaria | 0 |
| Robopolis | 0 |
| Mimouth | 0 |
| Robynwood | 0 |
| Charleton | 0 |
| Kentown | 0 |
| South Danford | 0 |
| Síyal City | 4 |
| Commune | Human Population |
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| Alsayle | 1 |
| Kaigrachd | 0 |
| Gepepicu | 0 |
Foreign relations
The Kingdom of Grampland has very peaceful relations with all micronations as of April 2022. The Kingdom of Grampland is yet to be recognised by any micronations as of April 2022.
Military
The Grampish Military (Grampish: Armōchd Grampish) is lead by patron St. Gypsy. 
St. Gypsy
There are two sections of Grampish Military, the Grampish Army (Grampish: Árm Nian Grampland) the Grampish Air Force (Grampish: Fáechd Adháir Grampland)
Grampish Army
The leader of the Grampish Army is General Murcia and behind her in the rank is Lieutenant General Barça. The Grampish Army consists of 108 soldiers: General Murcia, Lieutenant General Barça, President Daniel Stevenson (Colonel) and Major General Chelsea and 104 ticks forced to enlist in the army.
Lieutenant General Barça General Murcia Major General Chelsea
Grampish Air Force
The leader of the Grampish Air Force is Grand Marshal Payson the Pigeon and Grand Vice-Marshal Gemma the Pigeon. The Grampish Air Force consists of 92 Air Force personnel: Grand Marshal Payson, Grand Vice-Marshal Gemma and 90 ticks forced to enlist in the Air Force.
Grand Marshal Payson is the one with the thicc neck.
Geography and climate
The Kingdom of Grampland is known for their gorgeous views from the capital, North Saanichford. The weather in Mainland Grampland is usually warm in the summer and chilly in the winter.
View from North Saanichford, Kenland, Grampland.
Culture and media
The Kingdom of Grampland has an official national YouTube channel as a news source and information source. The channel is run by President Daniel Stevenson. Another huge part of Grampish culture is their National Football team which is also run President Daniel Stevenson and Prime Minister Bryan Stevenson.