Morbius Marathon

The Morbius marathon is a sport frequently played in the Federated States of Morbius, in which a bucket of Morbius theatre popcorn is passed around a circle of players. When a player receives the bucket, they must consume a handful of popcorn, as well as recite the line from the script of Morbius that directly follows the line the player before them said. A player is out if they throw up or fail to recite the line.

Rules

The rules go as follows: the person who starts with the bucket of Morbius theatre popcorn (commonly referred to as the bucket), must take one handful of popcorn, trying to take as much as they can, and eat it. Following the swallowing of the popcorn, they must recite the first line of the script of Morbius. The bucket is passed clockwise around the circle of players (the circle of player can be of any size or number), with each player doing the same as the first, but reciting the following lines. If the end of the script is reached, the players will begin reciting from a random point in the script. If a player fails to recite their line correctly, the are ejected from the game. The same will happen if a player throws up at any time during the game.

Equipment

A list of equipment for professional games goes as follows:

- One Morbius theatre popcorn bucket

- One or more popcorn makers

- One printed copy of the script of Morbius (to determine if a given line was uttered correctly)