Mount Drury Address

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The mountain upon which Election Leader Tristen made his Mount Drury Address

The Mount Drury Address is Election Leader Tristen’s most well known and quoted speech. Following the highly successful Operation Sea Rodent, Election Leader Tristen stood atop the great Mount Drury. A mythos has surrounded this event as it is believed that simply by standing there Election Leader Tristen was able to gather a crowd of at least 2. Election Leader Tristen has disputed this claim stating that upwards of 5,000 people gathered around him - this is highly contested. Weeks after the address, Election Leader Tristen was discussing the doubt that has shrouded the event in infamy, with one of his former subordinates (now missing). This subordinate told a reporter that Election Leader Tristen said of the doubters, “The forces of the wheel seek to defame and slander our great nation, may these non-democratic individuals be gored by the souls of dead sailors, the putrid and black bile of tritons realm curse ye, brimstone and hellfire await.” Following the chants by the crowd Election Leader Tristens improvised the speech. Afterwards Election Leader Tristen has stated that he was carried through the streets before more important duties befell upon him, however this was disproved by the Forces of the Wheel - Election Leader Tristen refuted this as nothing but propaganda.

Implications

Following the event an supposed aurora of mystic has surrounded UDROR and Election Leader Tristen as the party became more and more dominant. The speech is said to have caused headlines all around the world - Election Leader Tristen has made claims that Xi Jinping said “我的家伙干得很好" directly to him over zoom. These claims are highly contested and many believe it to be signs of Election Leader Tristens mental decline. Election Leader Tristen has been compared to figures like David Hume and Winston Churchill, he was praised for his public speaking skills. It also incited the cult following of Nathaniel Smithsonian; the highly private and loved Civilian Representative. A rumour circulating not long after the speech is that Nathaniel Smithsonian and Election Leader Tristen argued over the revelation of too many details, however this is highly disputed and has been proven wrong by the Ministry of Liberty.

The Speech

O’ civilians far and wide

O’ civilians good and great

The torment that shook our grain

It took our ease and left us mighty afraid

Let thou enemy feel our fight

Our carbon callus

Thou shall shoketh at the sight of us

Thy mighty Ultra Democratic Republic of Referendum shall become eternal

Why we know no bounds

We shall send thy and condemn thy to torment of a thousand metal spikes

To control thy leeches and cockroaches one must acquire a truly special type

Enter our Smithsonian he is of great unknown heritage and knows only one truth

Democracy

Thy shall be the custodian of our bright future

Thy condemn unfaithful citizens to ██████████

All enemies shall befall under our feet and become one with dirt and soil

Thy great democracy, ARISE, ARISE! Must I say again? ARISE!