State of Vanersia
Kirbia | |
|---|---|
| 1 year | |
 Map of Vanersian Mainland | |
| Status | Active |
| Recognized national languages | English, Pig Latin |
| Common languages | English, Pig Latin |
| Religion | 100% Christian |
| Demonym(s) | Vanersian |
| Government | Republic |
• Premier | Xavier Winton |
| Premier of Vanersia | |
| Legislature | Council of Vanersia |
| History | |
• Established | March 3rd 2023 |
• Disestablished | 2024 |
| Area | |
• Total | 0.026304696245 km2 (0.010156300000 sq mi) |
| Population | |
• | 34 |
| GDP (PPP) | estimate |
• Total | $55 |
| HDI | 0.898 very high |
| Currency | Hozmer |
| Time zone | EST |
| Driving side | left |
Vanersia, officially the State of Vanersia, formerly Democratic Republic of Vanersia, was a libertarian country with no international recognition and was referred to as a micronation by outside observers. It was created when Xavier Winton declared it's independence from the U.S.A and his home state of Tennessee on 10 April 2023.
Etymology
Vaners is a made up word that is derived from the word valor, a synonym for strength. The suffix "ia" is Latin for “the land of.” So Vanersia means "The land of strength."
History
Early history
Sometime before early May of 2023, founder Xavier Winton and his cousin decided to make a nation. They began planning and came up with the name "Borgeno." this name was short-lived and was changed to Vanekia for a brief period before being named Vanersia. The government at this time was still headed by the council, although it had only two members, which effectively made the council pointless. At this time, there was also no ruling party and Xavier and his cousin had full control of the nation's affairs. Vanersia is the successor state to The Kirbian Empire and encompasses most of it's former territories.
Kirbia
On February fifth, 2023, Xavier Winton created the Republic of Kirbia. Later, Kirbia allied itself with Kamore. The two had good relations until one online citizen of Kamore, Winston Roosefvelt, began saying he was the creator of Kirbia and ruler of the country. Winston went as far as to make his own Kirbia Discord server, and in fear that Winston would convince others he actually made Kirbia, Xavier asked Kamore for help. Kamore decided to convince Winston to call his version of Kirbia 'Kirbistan', but Winston simply created his own micronation called Kirbistan while still claiming Kirbia. NGE on top> Eventually, someone in favor of Vanersia hosted a virtual court and when presented with screenshots showing that Xavier's Kirbia was indeed created first, ruled that Winston's was illegitimate. Soon after this Kamore decided to nuke the then Empire of Kirbia's discord server framing Almendria (by using their bot) and backed Winston. Xavier began avoiding Kamore and Winston but is recently speaking out against them. Xavier ceded Kirbia to TDC, creating Treskan Kirbia, in early 2023 but when TDC relinquished their claims to Kirbia, Vanersia re-annexed. Winston still claims the land as part of his variation of Kirbia in Ireland.
Cornland discord conflict
Main article: Anti-Cornland Conflict
It had a Discord conflict that started when the leader of Vanersia, Zipo, disagreed with the server rules of Cornland. Cornland declared "war" however Vanersia did not recognize this declaration. Vanersia also holds all “wars” fought online as illegitimate and roleplay, it only accepts them if it is already at war with said nation in reality.
Yellow jacket war
The Vanerso-Yellow jacket war started sometime in mid 2023, when Xavier Winton was stung in the leg by a yellow jacket, noticing they were attacking him, and robbing the hummingbird feeders, he began to chase them away with a spray bottle of water, which resulted in him stomping on and killing 5 yellow jackets whose wings were too wet to fly, the war concluded about 2 days after this when citizens of Vanersia placed moats on hummingbird feeders which caused the deaths of 32 yellow jackets. The wasps retreated the next week.
Recent history
In July through August, Vanersia had a short boom in agriculture, and plans to sell some of it's crops within the near future, along with pine soda, as a stable source of revenue. The tree fort is under construction and is expected to be the first of many. The nation is focused most recently on it’s economy, it also engages in foreign aid to Welchtopia. Welchtopia was created when Xavier Winton gave land to the Welchtopian monarch, and gave them split sovereignty over the clay hill. The countries work together in mutual aid and have friendly relations.
In late 2023, the country had a government restructuring and became known as Igden, and then Arboland. This was shortlived however, as it returned to the original "Kirbia," causing the nation of Vanersia to become defunct.
Politics and Government
The Vanersian government body is called The Council of Vanersia and it is run by the premier, who appoints ministers, and calls senate meetings. The ministers have almost supreme authority over their respective field and are elected by the citizens, like the premier. The premier needs a majority vote of ministers to fire a minister, if the other ministers disagree a second time the vote of termination is closed for a year. If the premier sees fit, they can also make laws in a ministry other than internal affairs provided the respective minister's permission
Premier
The Vanersian premier is the head of state of Vanersia and is head of the Council of Vanersia. The premier has the ability to appoint ministers, call meetings of the senate and create laws in the ministry of foreign affairs.
Legislature
The legislature of Vanersia is called The Council of Vanersia, which has one house called the senate.
Military
The Vanersian military was founded on the 4th of July 2023 when the nation established the titles of Minister of Law Enforcement and then Minister of Defense. A day later the premier would appoint his friend "Adrian Turner" to the position. The Military currently has 9 personnel, one boat, and one blueprint for an air transport device for moving small resources. The military is used in invasions or external operations, as well as national defense. It has three branches, the army, the navy, and the marines which have a total of 10 personnel, the army with 8, navy with 2, and the marines with 0.
Ministers
The Vanersian ministers include Economy (Aiden Coger), Defense (Adrian Turner), Law Enforcement (Bryson Taylor), and Foreign Affairs (Jaheem Young.) The Premier is also considered minister of internal affairs.
| Ministry | Minister |
|---|---|
| Economy | Aiden Coger |
| Defense | Adrian Turner |
| Law Enforcement | Bryson Taylor |
Foreign relations
Mutual recognition & allied
- Noblestan
- TDC Empire
- Empire of Shahawkia
- Serbska
- Kingdom of Rudut
- United Union of Becomos
- United Kingdom Of Writtle
- Ostwania
- Pisicilly
- Republic of Beag
- Brynasia
- Kingdom of Welchtopia
Mutual recognition
- Republic of New York
- Rivia & Dazz
- Santa Fe kingdom
Recognition refused
- USSR
- New German Empire
- Spring Water
- Stal republic
- Star fishr nont union and Hoonrgr Boonger
Administrative regions
Vanersia is made up four provinces and other territories, each of which is governed by the central government.
There are several districts, the currently formed ones are Mainland, Blackberria, and Buddyland, with the others being unnamed and thus counted as one district, the outer district. (Due to the others being in close proximity to mainland.)
| Name | Type |
|---|---|
| Kirbtown | Province |
| Redrock | Province |
| Mossric | Province |
| Oadra | Province |
| Mossland | Territory |
| Clarza | Territory |
Geography and climate
Vanersia has land in multiple parts of East Tennessee, two of which border rivers or lakes, being Spider Island (Mossland) and Clarza. The areas with no access to rivers and lakes are located in Knoxville, Kodak, Sevierville, and Dandridge Tennessee. The most common resources in Vanersia are clay, geodes, wood, various fruits and plants, quarts, and a not yet identified metal. Most of Vanersia is rural and agricultural with small rocky fields dotted with shade trees and very thick temperate rainforests.
| Climate data for Kodak, Tennessee | |||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Month | Jan | Feb | Mar | Apr | May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep | Oct | Nov | Dec | Year |
| Average high °F (°C) | 48 (8.9) |
53 (11.7) |
62 (16.7) |
72 (22.2) |
79 (26.1) |
86 (30) |
88 (31.1) |
88 (31.1) |
82 (27.8) |
72 (22.2) |
61 (16.1) |
41.4 (5.22) |
69.4 (20.76) |
| Average low °F (°C) | 26 (-3.3) |
29 (-1.7) |
35 (1.7) |
43 (6.1) |
53 (11.7) |
61 (16.1) |
65 (18.3) |
64 (17.8) |
58 (14.4) |
45 (7.2) |
35 (1.7) |
29 (-1.7) |
45.3 (7.36) |
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Economy
The Vanersian currency, the Hozmer, is currently backed by one pound of Hickory wood.
Culture
Vanersia has a culture of gardening and common things are target practice and tree climbing, much of it is rooted in the tropical rainforests primarily in the Redrock and Oadra provinces. Trees are so common in Vanersia that it is impossible not to count at least 10 in every direction you look, there have historically been multiple instances where cats get stuck in dozens of meters tall trees and stay there until midnight.
A common practice in Vanersia is making bottle rocket cannons, which is a bottle or container propped up in a certain way so that bottle rockets fired from it will go in a certain direction.
Holidays
| Holiday Name | Date | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Independence Day | April 10th | The day Vanersia was created | |
| Service Day | July 4th | Celebrating Vanersia's Military and First Responders |