Talk:Great Des Plaines Valley War
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The pictures will come dont worry uwu. Im at school lol--Wegmat (talk) 16:55, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
If you're at school, it means that this "war" isn't as tragic and real as you and your supporters are writing here. Be serious and honest, this story is purely theatrical, all of you are just researching acknowledgment. Stop this, it's really dumb, you have better things to do... That's all folks!--User:PHofViennensis (talk) 21:24, 12 April 2021 (UTC)
- telling people to do something else as you take the time to write a message on a microwiki talk page- classic
leon!!!!! talk to me please i have no social interaction • l-l-lookies at what i did!!!!!!! 04:10, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
You've got a point but if he wouldn't have wrote this sentence and this page, I wouldn't have respond here... Besides, it's my problem to reply and give my opinion or not to do so. Anyway, as it appears, I consider it as a funny story, just made for entertainment (for the authors and for the readers), because the fact of claiming the reality of this "war" is, for me, a sign that the "joke" is going too far... Afterwards, it's not my business, I shouldn't judge anything on it.--User:PHofViennensis (talk) 11:02, 13 April 2021 (UTC)
- Too bad, this war is fun and at least were doing stuff that isnt just online. --Wegmat (talk) 01:00, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
- Also it isnt a joke both sides are attempting to achieve goals.
User:PHofViennensis This person is a pussy
Also "Noting the conflict engulfing the Des Plaines Valley sector, where the Monmarkian Associated State, the Kingdom of Valandia, is located, and the fact that our territory was illegally occupied by Rodentia, a nation in that conflict, despite our neutrality in the conflict, I hereby pledge to demand an immediate withdrawal from our territories, and if this is not done, I will pledge diplomatic support to Wegmat and its allies, along with giving them permission to move armed forces through the Kingdom of Valandia.
— HMOM Alexander I Constantine"
What are you going to about if your to much of a pussy to take it back?
First of all grammar, and second, I can't physically take it back myself as it's located away from me. David Augustus I of Monmark (talk) 19:10, 16 April 2021 (UTC)
Republic of Bonumland
well at least we're not pussys hiding from society in a cave that you a call roomAh yes, micronational war. Toddlers going at it again. Entertaining but at the same time disheartening.
- When the Vladimir Baruh does too much trolling --
Cole bairjjf!!1! bill nye still hasnt replied to me on twitter please reply here bill nye • cole have a life challenge 
18:51, 16 April 2021 (UTC)
International response
Some sections in International response seem rather stupid:
This is really dumb
— His Majesty Isaiah David Burdette
This section adds virtually nothing to the article except for providing vague and unnecessary criticism without a reason or point. The other responses actually add something to the page regarding the international response to the conflict and how it has been received. Take for example:
It troubles me greatly to see the invasion of territories which rightfully belong to nations led by my friends and allies. New Athens pledges diplomatic support to Wegmat and its allies and hopes for a speedy resolution to this conflict.
— HRH RM Tyler Mullins, King of the Free Nation of New Athens
Or:
This so called war is saddening. Why do people do this still?
— HIM Christina I to a member of the Imperial Cabinet
This section explains the opinions of an individual through a decent quality quote directed towards someone - yes it's not perfect and could do with more of an explanation but at least it adds something. "This is really dumb" doesn't. 
Logan (Aenopia) Terry Tibbs talk to me • Look at what I've done. 
20:40, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
The war
Why are there only accounts from the Des plains river area and not from places like long island where "Member states Wegmat and Tesforia are actively engaging in the conflict." I assume this means tesforia isn't actually engaged in any conflicts, or maybe there just to scared to fight, idk --Iforgotmypassword (talk) 12:41, 14 May 2021 (UTC) Also Whynofly is still Kapresh despite what the article says--Iforgotmypassword (talk) 16:04, 21 May 2021 (UTC)
On the War and the Liberation Coalition
Suttornland is on the brink of war with the Urraca Pact. We have already declared diplomatic support for Wegmat, and would like to join the Liberation Coalition. We are very small, and far away, but would possibly be able to use cyberwarfare. Would you be interested in this offer/request? Who can I contact for this to happen? Would Suttornland be required to join TOES or have certain restrictions? Please respond soon to this formal request. Sincerely, King Anonymous of Suttornland (talk) 13:15, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
- leave us to our job. It is impossible for you to assist other than diplomatically lmao. Sto using talk pages as diplomacy -- Cole bairjjf!!1! bill nye still hasnt replied to me on twitter please reply here bill nye • cole have a life challenge 16:11, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
Your post has been viewed. King Anonymous of Suttornland (talk) 17:17, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
What time is the peace conference in Bobbygrad?
If someone can let me know how that goes, that would be great.
King Anonymous of Suttornland (talk) 18:13, 22 June 2021 (UTC) lol nvm it says may not june King Anonymous of Suttornland (talk) 18:25, 22 June 2021 (UTC)
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Action really is rare in this, isn't it? It's like every month there is one battle. King Anonymous of Suttornland (talk) 22:40, 31 July 2021 (UTC)
Is Kapreburg still active in the war?
Because if they are not, I believe they should return Kapresh Whynofly to Wegmat. Well, actually, they should anyway...