Border Resize of 2022

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Border Resize of 2022
New borders of Fort Woodchuck
English nameBorder Resize of 2022
DateMarch 4, 2022
Time5:00 CST
Duration1 minute
LocationAllenville, Fort Woodchuck
Coordinates41°30'09.2"N 90°25'13.5"W
Also known asShrinking of Woodchuckia
CauseBorders too big
TargetNormal size
First reporterAllen Hanna
Patron(s)Congress of Woodchuckia
Organised byCongress of Woodchuckia
Woodchuckian Military Organization
Filmed byNo one
ParticipantsAllen Hanna
OutcomeSmaller borders

The Border Resize of 2022 was a movement made by the Congress of Woodchuckia and the Woodchuckian Military Organization to shrink the borders of the Republic of Fort Woodchuck.

Allen J. Hanna, president of Fort Woodchuck states that,

"We shank the borders of the Republic of Fort Woodchuck because we thought it looked weird, especially on the West Coast, I mean, did you see how we just sorta took the tip of of Idaho. Anyway, the act will go into order immediately and all of the territory that will be removed will be given back to the original countries of that land. Also we get Nunavut."

The states, provinces and territories that will be annexed are:

  • Illinois
  • Indiana
  • North Dakota
  • Iowa
  • Wisconsin
  • Michigan
  • Washington D.C.
  • Manitoba
  • Saskatchewan
  • Nunavut
  • Northwest Territories

Original territories of Fort Woodchuck