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Ned Rights in the Abeldane Empire
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ned Activity legal?Illegal[citation needed]
Ned Identity legal?Illegal[citation needed]
Ned Recognition legal?Illegal[citation needed]
Inter-Ned relations legal?Illegal[citation needed]

"OH OH OH HA HA HOHOHO HEHE HA HO" — Noggin
This user has recently been gnomed, and now knows that Noggin Clontith is gnot a gnelf or a gnoblin.

Worldwide status of homosexuality
  • Homosexuality legal
  •   Marriage
  •   Marriage recognized, but not performed
  •   Civil unions and registered partnerships
  •   Limited legal recognition (domestic cohabitation)
  •  /striped (No legal recognition, but some jurisdictions offer non-binding certification)
  •   Limited recognition (foreign residency rights)
  •   Same-sex unions not recognized
  •   Laws restricting freedom of expression and association
  • Same-sex intercourse illegal or effectively illegal
  •   Illegal, although no charges filed over the last three years
  •   Imprisonment
  •   Up to life in prison
  •   Prison, death penalty on books but not applied
  •   Up to death (stripes: death under areas of militant control)
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Ned Rights in the Abeldane Empire do not exist.[1][citation needed] Damn ye! Let the tomb strike ye dead, Ned Gunderson! Haaaaaark! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow, bid our father the sea king! Rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with builds and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral tonged trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and PLUNGES right through yer gullet! Besting ye! A bulging blacker no more, but a blasted bloody film now a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time. Forgotten to any God or Devil, forgotten, even, to the sea. For any stuff or part of Ned, even any scantling of your soul is Ned no more, but is now itself the sea! Error: an error occurred

e • d Summary of the Stellvertretership elections, April 2017
Candidate Party Popular vote
Votes %
Avro Keatings Independence IPA 16 36.40%
Dallin Langford Democratic-Liberty DLP 10 22.72%
Allen Paul Conservative C 9 20.44%
Damian Billbrough Edge E 9 20.44%
Total 44 100%
Valid votes 44 100%
Blank and null ballots 0 0%
Turnout 44 88%
Registered voters 50