New Kingdom of Yugoslavia
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New Kingdom of Yugoslavia Ново Краљевство Југославије | |
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| Motto: Brotherhood and unity, once again" | |
| Anthem: Hej Sloveni | |
| Capital | Titograd |
| Official languages | English, Serbian, Croatian, Slovenian, Bosnian, Macedonian, Montenegrin, Albanian, Hungarian |
| Demonym(s) | New Yugoslav, Newgoslav (rare) |
| Government | Communist State |
| Establishment | 5 October 2018 |
| Population | |
• Census | 43 |
| Currency | New Yugoslav Dinar |
| Time zone | Mountain Time |
The New Kingdom of Yugoslavia is a micronation founded on 5 October 2018 after a coup by Comrade Dictator Senpai Avgustus Von Straumanović overthrew the monarchy of the Kingdom of Domustan. It was founded on the ideology of Titoism, a branch of communism associated with Yugoslav President Josip Broz Tito. It occupies territory in the western United States and on Hatohobei Island in Palau.
Etymology
The term "Yugoslavia" means "land of the southern Slavs".
History
On April 18, 2018, the Kingdom of Domustan seceded from the United States. On October 15, 2018, a coup attempt by Avgustus Von Straumanović ended up in the monarchy being ousted to form the New Kingdom of Yugoslavia. The nation decided to embrace a Titoist worldview.
Government and politics
New Yugoslavia is ruled by Comrade Dictator Senpai Avgustus Von Straumanović. He is a member of the ruling Partisan Army of New Yugoslavia, and he has absolute power over the country.
Law and order
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Foreign relations
New Yugoslavia recognizes all UN member states as well as these countries:
Abkhazia Kosovo Nagorno-Karabakh Palestine (UN observer state) Sealand Somaliland Vatican City (UN observer state)
The New Kingdom has cordial relations with the Kingdom of Sweden and the Republic of Iceland and to a lesser extent, the Republic of Latvia. ComTatorPai went on a foreign trip to each of those countries before he took control over the Kingdom of Domustan.
Culture
New Yugoslav culture is very vivid. Humor is a staple of New Yugoslavian behavior, and its people can often be found watching Despacito 2 at lunch and terrorizing those who have betrayed the country. Local music in New Yugoslavia includes electronic music producer NOLLIJ and rising rapper Lil Pomp. (Yes, Pomp. Bootleg goods are very common here and even the musicians are off brands) Their virtual football team is the New Kingdom of Yugoslavia Football Association, nicknamed the Cool Comrades. New Yugoslav cuisine involves food from a variety of Eastern European cultures, including cevapi, semechki, kvass, and pīrādzini.
Media
The NKY’s official newspaper is The Titoist, which is a Titoist-leaning newspaper based out of Titograd. It is entirely owned by the state.