Japitt Group
Japitt Group Ltd. (stylised as JPT Group) is a Badu Parkian venture capital conglomerate founded by Hugh Jass and Peter Stolle in January 2021. The company derives its name from Japitty Cumquat, however both Jass and Stolle have stated that it is also an acronym for 'Justified asshole pit in training, Toowoomba'. It is now state owned by the government of Badu Park and managed by the Badu Park Government Asset Management Division, however Japitty Cumquat maintains the company is a private firm and not associated with Badu Park in any way. Japitt Group is the only company legally registered to operate in Badu Park. While being state owned, approximately 30% of the company has been registered in the Badu Park People's Stock Exchange, with 1 share costing approximately AU$3, or 13 million Badu Park Ruby, which is unaffordable for the typical Badu Park citizen, which is intentional, being designed to encourage external foreign investment to grow the Badu Parkian economy, alongside tourism.
History
Japitt Group was founded in January 2021 by two recent business school graduates Hugh Jass and Peter Stolle as Nexus CDs & Records. The company, as the name implies, was a small record shop selling mainly used CDs and Records, based in the Sydney suburb of Newtown. A week after its foundation Hugh Jass began to look for investors to help their business expand, which ultimately led him to the other Sydney suburb of Annandale, where he came in contact with a man named Japitty Cumquat. Jass quickly became fascinated with Japitty, but was punched in the face for 'illegal immigration into Badu Park'. Hugh Jass applied for citizenship quickly after and was granted it by a 'taxation loophole'. Jass soon invited his business partner, Peter Stolle to meet Japitty (who was also promptly punched in the face), with Stolle soon after applying for citizenship. Both men then promptly asked Japitty Cumquat to invest in their business, to which Japitty said 'yes but only if the company becomes the property of Badu Park and excel it to greatness'. After this the two men promptly renamed there shop to Japitt CDs. The company soon became the national finance company of Badu Park and began to expand into other business ventures.
Corporate Affairs
Japitt Group has its corporate headquarters in Badu Park. The company is the only company registered on the Badu Park People's Stock Exchange.
Board of Directors
- Hugh Jass (CEO)
- Peter Stolle (Vice president and CFO)
- Dick Sinenormus (Liaison to Japitty Cumquat)
Japitt Group subsidiary Jungle Jyms has a separate board of directors:
- Jungle Jym (Public Head of Jungle Jyms)
- 'Mike' (De facto Head of Jungle Jyms)
Subsidiaries and investments
| Company | Ownership Percentage | Sector |
|---|---|---|
| Badu Park Municipal Revolutionary
Land Based Aircraft Company |
100% | Ground based airline |
| Chunk Records | 40% | Music |
| Dopest | 45% | Illicit Substance Trading |
| Japitt Agriculture | 100% | Agriculture |
| Japitt Air Lines | 90% | Commercial Aviation |
| Japitt Airships | 100% | Transportation |
| Japitt Books | 100% | Publishing |
| Japitt Car Dealership | 100% | Automobiles |
| Japitt CityLink | 60% | Bus Services |
| Japitt Construction | 100% | Construction |
| Japitt Defence Solutions | 100% | Military Technology |
| Japitt Films | 100% | Film Production |
| Japitt Group Douglas Grant Park | 100% | Finances |
| Japitt Gyms | 70% | Physical Activity |
| Japitt Holidays | 100% | Travel |
| Japitt Lands | 100% | Amusement Parks |
| Japitt Luxury Resort | 100% | Travel |
| Japitt Manufacturing | 100% | Manufacturing |
| Japitt Medicinal Canabis Dispensary | 20% | Heath |
| Japitt Medical Services | 100% | Heath |
| Japitt Mercenaries | 100% | Defence |
| Japitt Mobile | 100% | Telecommunications |
| Japitt Music | 100% | Music |
| Japitt Ocean Cruises | 100% | Leausure Cruises |
| Japitt Online Education | 100% | Education |
| Japitt Radio | 100% | Radio |
| Japitt Rail | 100% | Rail |
| Japitt Regional Air Lines | 50% | Commercial Aviation |
| Japitt Resource Collection | 100% | Mining |
| Japitt Shopping Centers | 100% | Retail |
| Japitt Spaceflights | 100% | Space Exploration |
| Japitt Sports Equipment | 100% | Consumer Sports Goods |
| Japitt Taxis | 100% | Transportation |
| Japitt: The Label | 100% | Consumer Fashion |
| Japittflix | 100% | Entertainment |
| Jeebus.com | 78% | Online Marketplace, E-Commerce |
| Jungle Jyms | 20% | Children's Entertainment |
| Lungz R Us | 32% | Tobacco, Nicotine and Electronic Cigarettes |
| MonarchyCapital | 30% | Finances and Holdings |
| Nauru Corp. | 10% | Company claiming to own Nauru |
| NSW State Government Pty. Ltd.
(not affiliated with the NSW State Government) |
15% | Retail |
| State Owned Inc. | 100% | Finance |
| Internet User Authority | 100% | Badu Park Government Software Development |
| Zonks | 40% | Stock Trading, Hedge Fund |