The Zaganian Wars (Book)
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| Author | Hori |
|---|---|
| Country | Brotherhood of the United Blocks |
| Language | Romanian |
The Zaganian Wars is a book written by the Palatine of Enada, published on the 25th of April, 2023.
Plot summary
The book represents an account of the events that unfolded during the events of the Zaganian Wars of Enada in early 2023.
It portrais the struggle of the Enadian people in the face of the Zaganian invaders, and how the Metropolitan of Enada called Ciupitu and the Bucket Saints to their aid, who, together with aid from Nucilandia managed to defeat the zaganians in a final battle and end the war.
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Preface
=================== The Zaganian Wars Enada, 2023 =================== An account of the events that unfolded in Enada, during the Zaganian Wars of early 2023. Written by the Palatine of Enada at that time, Hori.
Page 1:
And lo, the Zaganian Invaders did descend upon the town like a swarm of locusts, their caravans and wagons blotting out the Sun. The people did tremble in fear, for they knew not how to defend themselves against the horde.
Page 2:
But then did their Metropolitan and their allies from Nucilandia step forward, and with arms raised to the heavens, did call upon their holy protectors to save them from the oncoming onslaught.
Page 3:
"O Vasile Ciupitu and Holy Bucket Saints, we beseech thee to grant us thy divine protection in this hour of need! Let thy power rain down upon the Zaganian Invaders like fire and brimstone, that they may be driven back from whence they came!"
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And at once, did the skies grow dark with the power of the divine, as the Bucket Saints did unleash a mighty torrent of holy water upon the invading horde, drenching them to the bone and washing away their wickedness.
Page 5:
And as the Zaganian Invaders did reel in confusion, did Vasile Ciupitu step forth from the heavens, readying his fingers. And with a cry that shook the earth, did he smite the Zaganian Invaders with a punch so hard, and sent them fleeing back to the depths from which they came.
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And the people did marvel at the power of their Holy Protectors, and did give thanks unto Vasile Ciupitu and the Bucket Saints for their deliverance.
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And they did vow to forever honour their protectors, and to keep their Holy Relics and Artifacts close at hand, that they may never be caught unprepared in the face of danger.