Vyomanian jokes

Vyomanian jokes are dialogs with a punch line, which appear in the Vyomanian culture. Vyomanian joke culture is heavily influenced by the Indian culture.

Language jokes

There are some Vyomanian jokes where the words have double meaning.

• What did the cookie say to the milk?

What’s up dood

'Dood' is Hindi word for milk and is pronounced as 'Dude'

Jokes on India

Vyomanians sometimes make jokes on Indian politics, like the joke below

• What did the Indian politician say to the cow?

I love you, moo than anything

• What did the Indian say to the Pakistani?

तुम्हारे देश का प्रधान मंत्री होगा कोई फास्ट बौलर, पर हमारे देश के प्रधान मंत्री से ज्यादा नहीं फेक सकता। (Your country's prime minister may be a fast bowler, but no one can brag more than the prime minister of our country.)

'फेक' has double meaning: throw and brag

Jokes on other communities

Vyomanian often make jokes on White people

• In India, An Englishman gets robbed. As he doesn't speak Hindi, he asks his Indian friend for help.
  His friend: Go to the police and say 'अंधेरी रात थी, तारे चमक रहे थे, कुत्ते भौक रहे थे। चोर आया, दरवाजा खोला, सोना लेके भाग गया।' (It was a dark night, the stars were shining, the dogs were barking. The thief came, opened the door and ran away with the gold.)
  The Englishman then goes to Police station and says: अंधेरी रात थी, कुत्ते चमक रहे थे, तारे भौक रहे थे। सोना आया, चोर खोला, दरवाजा लेके भाग गया। (It was a dark night, the dogs were shining, the stars were barking. The gold came, opened the thief and ran away with the door.)
• Why are Americans afraid of the pandemic?

The flat-earthers say that the 1.8 m social distancing measures are pushing many of them over the edge.

Chintu Chaiwala and Pintu Pakorewala

Chintu Chaiwala and Pintu Pakorewala jokes are about two people running a Tea and Pakora shop. These characters are seen in many Vyomanian jokes.

• Chintu and Pintu go to camping. Chintu wakes Pintu up and asks, "आकाश में देख कर तुझे क्या लगता है?" (What do you think when you look in the sky?)

Pintu replies, "आकाशगंगा को बनाने वाले हजारो-लाखो तारे जिन्हे ग्रह ऑरबिट कर रहे होंगे।" (Millions of stars with planets orbiting them, making up Galaxies)

Chintu says, "अरे इडियट, इसका मतलब है की हमारा टेंट गायब है!" (Idiot, this means our tent has been stolen!)